THE DEMENTED HAMSTER

The DEMENTED HAMSTER. You need to know this story its probably the most important thing in your life and it will save you one day. I am going to tell you the worst thing the hamster ever did was to a little boy named Jeremy Long. It was a normal night when Jeremy was sleeping at 12:00 A.M. The first evil thing he did was chew holes in his arm and put threads through his his hole body so he couldn't get out when the hamster was torturing him. The second evil thing he did was chew his belly button until it was gone and you couldn't see it anymore. The third evil thing he did was pull out every single hair on his body one by one. The fourth evil thing he did was chew off his nose so that he could eat every booger in his nose so that he could get energy for the final thing. The fifth and final evil thing he did was squeese through his ears and start eating his brain so that he could make them mentally retarted and demented. Now i think we should take a moment to remember all those people he attacked. The final thing i have to say is never ever ever mess with the demented hamster.
Written by Connor Klein
Based on a true story